Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
I’ve saved this since March to post.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"